Fruitcake’s Bum Wrap

We all know the jokes about fruitcakes. Doorstop or anvil with nuts or the gift you give as a gag. But how did such a dessert go from the foodstuff of Kings and Queens to the Rodney Dangerfield of cake. I’m telling ya, fruitcake gets no respect at all!!

Here are some famous humorous quotes and jokes about fruitcake

The worst gift is fruitcake. There is only one fruitcake in the entire world,
and people keep sending it to each other. -- Johnny Carson

Why is history like a fruit cake? Because it is full of dates!

Why do fruitcakes make ideal gifts? Because the Postal Service has been unable
to find a way to damage them.